Hey there, honey! Let me tell you somethin’ about these fancy Rolex watches, especially that Two-tone Black Submariner. You see ’em all over, shinin’ and lookin’ all important-like. They say it’s a high imitation Rolex, cost a whole heap of money, that’s for sure. My grandson, he’s always on that internet thing, he showed me. Said it’s the Rolex Submariner, a real popular one. Official flagship store? What’s that even mean?
This Two-tone Black Submariner, it’s got that black and, like, gold color. Shiny, oh so shiny! Looks like somethin’ a king would wear, or maybe one of them movie stars. Not somethin’ you’d see ’round here, that’s for sure. We got more important things to worry about than some high imitation Rolex. Like gettin’ the crops in, or makin’ sure the chickens are fed. But folks, they like these things. They spend their money on ’em.
They say it tells the time, this Rolex Submariner. Well, so does the sun! And the sun don’t cost nothin’. But these young folks, they like to show off. They think an official flagship store Rolex makes ’em somebody special. I reckon they got more money than sense. This Two-tone Black Submariner is probably worth more than my whole house!
I seen some folks wearin’ ’em, these high imitation Rolex watches. Tryna act all fancy. They come through here sometimes, stoppin’ at the diner. Flashin’ that Rolex Submariner around like it’s a diamond the size of your fist. Makes me chuckle, it does. They think we don’t know nothin’ out here in the sticks. This kind of Rolex is too expensive.
My grandson, he says there are these places, these online stores, these official flagship stores, sellin’ ’em. Says you can get a Two-tone Black Submariner, looks just like the real thing, but it ain’t. A high imitation Rolex, he calls it. Cheaper, he says. Still a lot of money, though. Too much, if you ask me. But what do I know? I’m just a simple person.
These Rolex Submariner watches, they got all sorts of doohickeys on ’em, he says. Little numbers and hands and whatnot. Supposed to tell you the date, and the time, and I don’t know what all. Seems complicated to me. My old clock on the wall does just fine. This Two-tone Black Submariner, it is a real mystery.
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I guess some folks, they need these high imitation Rolex things to feel good about themselves. Me, I’m happy with what I got. Good family, good food, a roof over my head. Don’t need no fancy Rolex Submariner to tell me I’m doin’ alright. But hey, if that Two-tone Black Submariner makes you happy, you go on and get it. From the official flagship store, of course!
But don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t afford to put food on the table. ‘Cause you spent all your money on some high imitation Rolex. There are more important things in life, you know. Like bein’ kind, and helpin’ your neighbor. That’s worth more than any Rolex Submariner, any day. Even it is from an official flagship store.
That Two-tone Black Submariner, it sure is somethin’ to look at, though. All that shine and sparkle. But it’s just a thing. A high imitation Rolex is just a thing. Don’t let it fool ya. It won’t make you a better person. It won’t make you happy. Only you can do that. Don’t need an official flagship store for that.
Now, I gotta go. Got chores to do. Things to take care of. Don’t have time to be thinkin’ about some Rolex Submariner all day. But you young folks, you do what you want. Just remember what I said. This Two-tone Black Submariner is not everything. And a high imitation Rolex is still just a watch. And an official flagship store is just a store.
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