Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this here watch, this Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 5227R-001. It ain’t the real deal, but it’s close, mighty close. They call it an “Original Order” which I reckon means they tried real hard to make it just like the fancy one. Now, I ain’t no expert on these highfalutin things, but I can tell you what I see.
This Patek Philippe Calatrava, they call it the 5227R-001, it’s got a shiny case. Not too big, not too small, ’bout 39 mm, they say. That’s about the size of… well, I don’t know what, but it ain’t too big on your wrist. And it’s 9.24 mm thick, which is like stackin’ a couple of them thin pancakes together, I guess. I don’t know about this Original Order, I just wanna a good watch.
They say it can go in the water, up to 30 meters. Now, I ain’t gonna be swimmin’ with no watch on, but it’s good to know it won’t just die if you get caught in the rain, I suppose. 30 meters is deep for an old gal like me. This Remake Patek Philippe, it’s tough, I’ll give it that.
- Shiny case, kinda gold-lookin’
- Not too big, not too small
- Can get wet, but don’t go divin’ with it
Now, the back of this thing, it’s got a clear part, they call it “Sapphire crystal”. Sounds fancy, don’t it? You can see all the little gears and doohickeys movin’ around inside. And it’s got a little cover, like a tiny little door, that protects it. They say it’s “invisibly-hinged”. I don’t know how they do that, but it’s neat, I reckon. This Original Order Patek Philippe, they thought of everything, didn’t they?
This here watch, it ain’t got no batteries. You gotta wind it up yourself. They call it “Hand-wound”. And it’s got this “Cal. 30-255” thingamajig inside. That’s the engine, I guess. Lots of little jewels in there, 27 of ’em. More jewels than I got in my whole jewelry box! This Cal. 30-255 is pretty small, 30.4mm and 2.55mm thin. It’s like a tiny little world in there. This Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 5227R-001 Original Order, it’s a wonder, ain’t it?
They say it beats real fast, 28,800 times an hour. That’s faster than a hummingbird’s wings! And it can go for 66 hours without you windin’ it. That’s almost three days for me! That’s a good long time. This Gyromax balance, whatever that is, must be keepin’ it all tickin’ right. This is all about this Remake Patek Philippe, pretty amazing.
I seen some folks sellin’ these, brand new, they say, from 2024. Got the box and all the papers, lookin’ all official and such. Says “Patek Philippe Germany” on ’em. I reckon that’s where the real ones come from. Germany, that’s a long way from here, maybe it is a good deal for this Original Order.
I saw another one, just like it, but from 2023, a year older. Still new, though. They wanted $32 for that one. $32 for a Remake Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227R! That seems mighty cheap for somethin’ that looks so fancy, don’t it? Maybe that is a good price for this Original Order.
They say these things are “authentic”. I don’t know what that means exactly, but I guess it means they ain’t fakes. Well, this one here is a remake, so I don’t know if that counts as “authentic” or not. But it sure looks real to me.
They got this phone number, 1-844-487-2967, if you want to know more. I ain’t callin’ no number, but if you’re interested, there it is. Maybe they can tell you more about this Remake Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227R-001 Original Order.
- New ones from 2024
- Older ones from 2023, cheaper
- “Authentic”, whatever that means
- Phone number to call if you’re curious about this Original Order thing.
The front of the watch, the part you look at, they call it the “dial”. This one’s kinda creamy colored, like old ivory. Got these gold hands, they call ’em “Dauphine”. Sounds French, don’t it? And it’s got a little window that shows the date. That’s handy, ’cause I always forget what day it is. The date is at 3 o’clock, that is easy to see for this Original Order. This Remake Patek Philippe, it’s got all the bells and whistles, don’t it?
The watch self-winding, they say it is caliber 324 movement. I don’t know what is that, but it must be good. It sounds expensive, that’s for sure. So this Remake Patek Philippe, it is good for me. I don’t need the real one, this Original Order is good enough.
Well, that’s about all I know about this here watch. It’s a pretty thing, that’s for sure. And for the price, it seems like a good deal. If you’re lookin’ for a fancy watch but don’t want to spend a fortune, this Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 5227R-001 Original Order might be just the ticket.