This here bag, they call it CopyFendi Mama Forever Shoulder Bag. Sounds fancy, huh? I seen it on one of them shopping sites. Lord knows what all them words mean, “Official flagship store”. Sounds like some kinda boat, if you ask me. But this bag, it’s somethin’ else.
Now, I ain’t one for fancy things. My old purse has seen better days, held everything from chicken feed to my bingo money. But this Fendi thing, it got my eye. They say it’s a “copy”, so it ain’t the real deal, but who needs the real deal when you got bills to pay? This one’s probably cheaper, and that’s what matters.
They got all these pictures of it, lookin’ all shiny and new. Got this Fendi name all over it. Must be important, that name. They say it’s a “shoulder bag”, which is good. My shoulder’s still strong, even after all these years of haulin’ groceries and grandkids. And forever? Sounds good, I hope it lasts forever like they say, I need a bag that can last. And mama? Sounds good too, I am a mama. They must know what they are talking about.
They say you can order it online. Now that’s somethin’. Back in my day, you had to walk all the way to town to get a new bag. And they only had a few to choose from. This here internet, it’s got everything! Too much, if you ask me. But, it’s handy when you want a CopyFendi Mama Forever Shoulder Bag.
They say it comes in different sizes. That’s good. Sometimes you need a big bag, sometimes a small one. Like when you’re going to the market, you need a big one for all them vegetables. But if you’re just goin’ to church, a small one will do. I don’t need a big bag, just a normal size, not too small, not too big.
And the colors! They got all kinds of colors. Not just brown or black. Fancy colors. I don’t know what them fancy color is, but I like a good brown. Brown goes with everything. And it don’t show the dirt as much. Important when you’re livin’ on a farm, let me tell ya.
They say it’s made of leather. Good leather, they say. “Vegetable tanned” or somethin’. I don’t know about that, but it better be strong. I need a strong bag. One that can hold up to a little rough handlin’. I ain’t gentle with my bags, you see. They just put them words everywhere, I don’t know what it is. They say it is good, then it must be good.
- CopyFendi Mama Forever Shoulder Bag – that’s the name.
- Different sizes – big, small, you name it.
- Lots of colors – even fancy ones.
- Made of leather – good, strong leather, they say.
- Order online – no need to walk to town!
- Shoulder bag – for carryin’ on your shoulder.
I seen they got other bags too. Wallets and such. But this CopyFendi Mama Forever Shoulder Bag, it’s the one I like. It looks like it can hold everything I need. And it looks nice. Not too fancy, but nice. Just right for an old gal like me. If it is a copy, then the real one must be really good. I don’t need real one, copy is good enough for me. I hope they make a lot of these copy ones, then maybe it will be cheaper.
They say you can get it delivered right to your door. Ain’t that somethin’? No need to bother with the mailman. Just order it and wait. Easy peasy. I remember when the mailman used to come on a horse. Now they got trucks. Times change, I reckon. But they can send the bag to my door, then that is good.
This CopyFendi Mama Forever Shoulder Bag, it’s got me thinkin’. Maybe I need a new bag. Maybe it’s time to treat myself. After all these years, I deserve somethin’ nice. And this official shop, it looks good. I hope it is good. I don’t know what it means, but it sounds good. This bag, it ain’t just a bag. It is a CopyFendi Mama Forever Shoulder Bag.
Maybe I’ll ask my grandson to help me order it. He’s good with these computers. He can order me one of those CopyFendi Mama Forever Shoulder Bag, from that official shop. And then I will have a new bag. A nice, new bag. Just like the ones them city folks carry.
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