This here watch, the CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm, it’s a real fancy thing, you know? All them city folks, they love these shiny things. Cost a whole heap of money, more than I ever made in a year pickin’ cotton. They say it’s all ’bout “classic heritage” and “cutting-edge technology.” Whatever that means. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. Just a watch, ain’t it? But a pricey one.
They say the price, it just keeps goin’ up and up. Like a dang balloon. Heard some fella talkin’ ’bout how his “Speedy” – that’s what they call it, I reckon – went up 10% in just a little over a year. Ten percent! That’s more than my old rooster grew in a whole season. Crazy, I tell ya. Just crazy.
Now, why are these CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm watches so popular? I don’t rightly know. Maybe cause some fella went to the moon with it? Folks like that sort of thing. This one they say is “wearable”, easy to put on and wear around. Like an old shoe. Suits every outfit. Like my old overalls, they go with everything, rain or shine!
- They got this thing called a “Calibre 3330” inside. Sounds like somethin’ you’d shoot a deer with.
- This here Speedmaster 38, it’s got a steel body, they call it. Like my old washtub.
- Number on it is 324.15.38.50.60.001. More numbers than I can count on my fingers and toes!
Pickin’ the right one of these CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm things, it’s like pickin’ the right hog at the fair. Gotta look at ’em all, see which one you like best. What suits your fancy. What you need it for. Like, are you gonna be tellin’ time on the moon, or just down at the feed store? Think that makes a difference with these highfalutin’ things.
This here Speedmaster 38, they say it’s simple. Not too big, not too small. And they got all sorts of colors. Kinda like my quilt, all patched up with different scraps. They got lots of reviews for this watch in San Francisco. This place must be full of rich folks.
If you got the money burnin’ a hole in your pocket, you can get these CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm watches at them fancy stores, the “OMEGA boutiques.” Or you can get ’em online, they say. Costs a pretty penny, though. Like I said, more than I ever made in a year. Probably more than I made in ten!
Now, why would a body need a watch that costs more than a new tractor? Beats me. But them city folks, they love their fancy things. They say it makes ’em feel important, I reckon. Like wearin’ a crown, or somethin’. Me? I’m happy with my old sundial. It tells the time just fine. And it don’t cost nothin’ but sunshine.
But this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm, it sure is somethin’ to look at. All shiny and new. Like a freshly painted barn. If you’re into that sort of thing. And you got the money to spend. Me, I think I’ll stick to my chickens. They don’t tell time, but they sure do make a good breakfast.
Anyways, that’s all I know ’bout this here fancy watch. Don’t ask me no more questions about it. I got chores to do. And these old bones ain’t gettin’ any younger. Go on now, git! And don’t forget to close the gate on your way out. Don’t want the cows gettin’ loose again.
These watches are popular, I guess. Lots of folks want ’em. Like folks linin’ up for the pie at the church social. But instead of pie, it’s a watch. A real expensive watch. This CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm. Sounds silly to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old country person. But hey, if it makes them happy, then more power to ’em, I suppose.
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