Alright, let’s yak about them fancy watches, the kind rich folks wear, ya know, the High Imitation Rolex Submariner Green Classic Style. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and heard folks blabberin’ ’bout this and that. So, lemme tell ya what I reckon.
First off, they say the real ones, them genuine Rolexes, they got a certain weight to ’em. Like holdin’ a good, solid rock, not some flimsy tin can. They talk about millimeters and inches and all that fancy stuff, sayin’ the real ones are ’bout 40 millimeters across. That’s like, this big
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. But honestly, who carries a ruler around? You just gotta feel it, ya know? If it feels cheap and light, it probably ain’t the real McCoy.
Then there’s the numbers, they say. Every real Rolex got these numbers carved in ’em, a model number and a serial number. It’s like a secret code, I guess. They say you can look them numbers up and see if the watch is legit. But good Lord, who’s got time for that? I’d rather be plantin’ my turnips than squintin’ at tiny numbers. But I guess if you’re payin’ a whole heap of money, you might wanna check them numbers, just in case.
- Weight: Gotta feel hefty, like a good ol’ rock.
- Numbers: Look for them carved-in numbers, model and serial, they say.
Now, they got all sorts of guides out there, tellin’ ya how to spot a fake. They go on and on ’bout this and that, but it all boils down to common sense, I reckon. If somethin’ seems too good to be true, it probably is. If some fella’s tryin’ to sell ya a Rolex for a hundred bucks, well, it ain’t a real Rolex, is it?
And them prices, Lord have mercy! I heard tell them real Rolexes cost a fortune. They were jabberin’ ’bout some Submariner 16618, startin’ at thirty-some thousand dollars. And another one, a 116619, goin’ for over forty thousand! Can ya believe that? For a watch! Shoot, I could buy a whole farm for that kinda money, and still have enough left over for a new tractor and some chickens!
Them green ones, though, the Submariner Green Classic Style, they’re somethin’ special, I hear. Everyone wants ’em. That’s why there’s so many fakes out there, tryin’ to fool folks. They say the real ones have a special kinda green, a real deep, rich green, not some washed-out, sickly lookin’ green. And the way the light hits it, it’s supposed to shimmer and shine, like a dragonfly’s wing. But again, I ain’t seen enough of them fancy watches to know for sure. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.
So how do you tell the real from the fake, without all that fancy book learnin’? Well, like I said, it’s gotta feel right in your hand. It’s gotta look right to your eye. And you gotta be careful who you’re buyin’ from. Don’t go buyin’ a Rolex from some fella sellin’ ’em out of the back of his truck, that’s for sure. Go to a real store, a place that’s been around for a while, a place you can trust. And even then, be careful. There’s a lot of slick talkers out there, tryin’ to make a quick buck.
And let’s be honest, most of us ain’t never gonna own a real Rolex. We got bills to pay, and mouths to feed. We ain’t got thousands of dollars to throw around on a fancy watch. But it’s fun to dream, ain’t it? To imagine wearin’ somethin’ so fancy, somethin’ that says, “I made it.” But even if we don’t have a real Rolex, we can still appreciate the craftsmanship, the beauty of it. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll win the lottery and buy ourselves a whole collection of ’em!
So, there ya have it. My two cents on them High Imitation Rolex Submariner Green Classic Style watches. Take it with a grain of salt, I ain’t no expert. But I hope it helps ya a little bit, if you’re ever thinkin’ ’bout buyin’ one of them fancy things. Just remember, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. And if you gotta take out a second mortgage to buy it, you probably shouldn’t. There’s more important things in life than a fancy watch, like family, and friends, and a good crop of tomatoes.