Hey there, you young’uns! Let me tell you somethin’ about these fancy Rolex watches, especially that green one, the Submariner, they call it. Heard folks talkin’, sayin’ they cost a whole heap of money. Now, I ain’t one for fancy things, but I know a thing or two about what’s real and what’s just made up to look real.
This here Rolex Submariner, the green one, it’s a real popular one. Everyone and their brother wants one, I reckon. But them things, they’re expensive, Lord, they are! Some folks, they just can’t get their hands on a real one, you see. So they go and get them fakes. Them high imitation, fake Rolex watches, that’s the word now, high imitation. They are everywhere!
You gotta be careful, though. Some of them fakes, they look mighty close to the real Rolex. But there’s always somethin’ a little off, ya know? Like a cow with a limp. Just ain’t right.
Now, I heard this Rolex, this green Submariner one, this new one. They say it’s worth a pretty penny. How much? Well, I heard tell it’s somewhere around nine thousand dollars, maybe ten. That’s a lot of feed, I tell ya! That’s more than old Bessie, my best milk cow, ever cost me!
- Nine thousand dollars!
- Ten thousand dollars!
- Maybe even twelve thousand dollars!
And that’s for the regular, everyday kind, made of steel. That’s what they call it, steel. Shiny stuff. Then there’s some made of gold, or some mixed-up kinda thing called Rolesor. From the ’80s, ’90s, and 2000s. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds fancy, don’t it? Those ones, they can cost even more. That’s a lot of money for a watch, the Rolex Submariner is really expensive.
They call that green one the Hulk, they are saying Rolex Hulk. I don’t know why, maybe ’cause it’s big and green. I heard they only made a couple hundred of them real Rolex Hulks, too. Two hundred, maybe a little more. Not many, that’s for sure. So, if you see a lot of them green ones around, somethin’ ain’t addin’ up, if you catch my drift.
The price for the Rolex, that’s one thing that gives them fakes away, I reckon. If it’s too cheap, it’s probably too good to be true. Like findin’ a twenty-dollar bill in your old overalls. Just don’t happen every day.
But these high imitation Rolex watches, they’re gettin’ better and better, I hear. Harder to tell apart from the real thing. Gotta look real close. Check the little markings, the way it ticks, the feel of it. It’s like checkin’ a chicken for mites. Gotta be thorough.
If you’re gonna spend your hard-earned money on a Rolex Submariner, especially that new green one, you best make sure it’s the real deal. Don’t want to get fooled by some fella sellin’ a high imitation Rolex, now, do ya?
I heard there are ways to tell. Little things that them fake Rolex watches get wrong. But I ain’t no expert. I just hear things, you know? I have never seen a real Rolex Submariner, just some pictures. But, they are really pretty.
Best to go to a real Rolex store, I suppose. Someone who knows what they’re doin’. Not some fella sellin’ them out of the back of his truck. Unless you know that fella real good, and you trust him with your life, and your money. And even then, I’d be careful. You need to be careful when you buy a Rolex.
These high imitation Rolex watches, they might look good, but they ain’t gonna last like the real thing. Just like that cheap plow I bought a few years back. Broke down after one season. Waste of money, that was.
So, you young’uns be careful out there. Don’t be throwin’ your money away on some fake Rolex, just ’cause it looks good. A real Rolex Submariner, that’s somethin’ special. It’s an investment. But a fake one? That’s just throwin’ your money in the well. And nobody wants that. It is hard to tell real or fake Rolex, you need to be careful.
Remember what I told ya. Nine thousand, ten thousand, maybe even twelve thousand for one of them steel Rolex Submariner watches. And that green one, the Rolex Hulk, they only made a couple hundred or so. Keep your eyes peeled, and your wallet closed, unless you’re sure you’re gettin’ the real deal. That’s all I gotta say about that.
Now, if you want a Rolex, you need to pay the price, that’s what I am saying, the Rolex price, especially for the green one, the new green Submariner, the Rolex Hulk. The high imitation Rolex is not a real Rolex.
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