This here talkin’ ’bout that fancy watch, you know, the High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner. Some folks say they see it in the Official flagship store. Shinin’ green, lookin’ real good. But lemme tell ya, it ain’t easy to tell if it’s the real deal or just a copycat.
These High imitation Rolex, they gettin’ better and better, I tell ya. They look just like the real thing, almost. But if you know what you lookin’ for, you can spot the fake ones. My eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I can still see a thing or two.
First off, them real Rolex Submariner, they got some weight to ’em. They feel heavy in your hand, not like them cheap plastic toys. This fake one might feel light as a feather. You gotta feel it, see if it’s got that heft. Real ones, they ’bout 1.57 inches, they say. That’s what they call the “case diameter.” I don’t know ’bout no diameter, but it’s a good size for a watch, I reckon.
And the shine, oh the shine! They can make ’em look real shiny and purdy. But a real Genuine Submariner has a special kinda shine, not too flashy, not too dull, just right. And the green, oh, that green. It’s like the color of a good, ripe melon. Not too bright, not too dark. Just a good, solid green. These fakes, they try to copy it, but they never quite get it right. They are use some low cost materials. And the real one, it gonna last forever.
- The real one, it’s smooth.
- Fake one, might be rough.
- Real one’s green is just right.
- Fake one’s green might be too bright.
And that little window where the date is? On a real Rolex, that number is gonna be clear as a bell. On a fake one, it might be kinda blurry, like lookin’ through a dirty window. Them numbers, they should be lined up all perfect, too. Not crooked or nothin’.
That band, they call it a “bracelet.” Fancy word for a watchband, I reckon. On a real Rolex, that bracelet is gonna be strong and solid. The fake one, it might feel kinda flimsy, like it’s gonna break any minute. And they got these little marks on the inside, they say. Little pictures and numbers. I don’t know what they all mean, but they there on a real one. They call that the “Rolex logo” and “hallmarks”, also have “Geneve”, “Swiss Made”, and “18K” somethin’ like that, and some “bracelet reference number”. I ain’t never seen that “High imitation Rolex” have those, I can tell ya.
They say these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watches, they cost a lot. Not as much as the real ones, of course. But still, a lot of money for somethin’ that ain’t real. You could buy a whole lot of other things with that kinda money. Like a new cow, maybe. Or a good used tractor.
If you lookin’ at one of these watches in that Official flagship store, you gotta be careful. They might try to sell you a fake one, even in a fancy store like that. You gotta know what you lookin’ for. You gotta use your eyes, and your hands, and your common sense.
And that tickin’ sound, a real Rolex, it ticks real quiet. You can hardly hear it. But a fake one, it might tick real loud, like a cheap alarm clock. You put it up to your ear, and you can hear it plain as day. That’s a sure sign it ain’t real. Also a real Rolex, it’s smooth, all shiny.
So, next time you see one of these High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner watches, you take a good look. Don’t be fooled by the shine and the fancy name. Look close, feel the weight, listen to the tick. And remember what this old lady told ya. You might just save yourself a whole lot of money. Or maybe go to the real Rolex Official flagship store, ask them peoples there, they can tell you for sure what’s real and what’s not. They are the professional.
And don’t go buyin’ no watch from some fella on the street corner. He’s gonna sell you a fake one for sure. And you’ll be out your money, and all you’ll have is a cheap watch that don’t even keep good time. Then you gonna come cryin’ to me, and I’m gonna say, “I told you so!”
That green color, they say it’s special. They make it with good stuff, make it last a long time. That what they mean when say “high-quality materials” and “durability”. I guess that means it won’t break easy.
So, you be careful out there. There’s a lot of folks tryin’ to trick ya. But if you use your head, and you remember what I told ya, you’ll be alright. Just be careful when you see that High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner in that Official flagship store. Or just go to the Rolex Official flagship store, that will be much better.
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