Well, let me tell you, I seen a thing or two in my time. Nowadays, everyone’s talkin’ about these fancy bags, like this Copy Fendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find on a farm, but I guess it’s a big deal. This is about original order or something, hope I can say it right.
This Fendi bag, they call it. They say it’s made of calf hair. Now, I’ve raised calves, and their hair ain’t exactly what I’d call fashionable. But these city folk, they like all sorts of strange things. Original order, right? They put a high price on it. I saw it online somewhere.
They say it’s a Baguette. Reminds me of that bread, long and skinny. Maybe you can fit a loaf in there, who knows? I reckon it’s just for show, though. Ain’t practical for carryin’ groceries or feed, that’s for sure. People want to buy a copy one. Or original one. I don’t know what’s the difference.
And brown, they say it’s brown. Like the dirt, or like… well, like a lot of things. Brown’s a good color, I suppose. Hides the stains. Can’t imagine that calf hair is easy to clean, though. And the price…Oh, my dear, it’s so expensive! I don’t get it.
These young folks today, they spend their money on the silliest things. Back in my day, we saved up for things we needed, not these… these Copy Fendi things. A good, sturdy bag, that’s what you need. Something that can hold up.
- You know, I saw a lady carryin’ a bag once, looked like it was made of old tires.
- Now that was a strong bag.
- Could probably hold a whole week’s worth of taters.
But this Calf Hair Mama Bag, I just don’t get it. Seems like a waste to me. It’s small and not useful at all. I prefer big bags. And they are cheap. This Fendi bag, you can buy a cow with that money! Maybe two!
I guess if you got money to burn, you can buy whatever you want. But me, I’d rather have somethin’ useful. Somethin’ that’ll last. This original order thing, I think it means this bag is real. Not fake one. But I don’t know how to tell.
Maybe it is good to keep value. They say Fendi and Prada can do that. Well, I don’t know what Prada is. Is it food? Sounds like a food name to me.
They say this Fendi Baguette, it’s famous. Some show, “Sex and the City.” Never seen it. We only got one channel, and it mostly shows the weather. But they say a lady got robbed wearin’ one of these. Serves her right, flauntin’ somethin’ so expensive, I reckon.
These Fendi sisters, they make these bags. Five of ’em, I hear. Must be a handful. And they worked with some fella, Karl. Long time ago, they say. He’s gone now. They say Fendi is good brand. Elegant. What is elegant? Can I eat it?
Now, I remember back in the day, folks used to carry their things in cardboard boxes. If it’s under 50 pounds, you can even take it on a plane. Simple and effective. No need for fancy calf hair. And it is for free! You can get a box anywhere.
- And if you want to keep things fresh, you use those vacuum bags.
- Suck all the air out.
- Keeps your food good for a long time.
My grandson, he’s always on about his “EDC.” Says he needs a special bag for it. 13 liters, he says. Sounds like a lot of milk to me. He’s a big fella, always carryin’ stuff around. I told him to just use a burlap sack. Strong and cheap. But original order Fendi bag is not cheap at all!
I saw somethin’ online about these bags. Outside the size limits, they said. For flyin’ on a plane. Seems like a lot of rules these days. Back in my day, you just got on the plane. This Fendi bag, I think you can take it on a plane. It is small. But so expensive!
And they talk about hair, 2b hair, whatever that means. Like it’s somethin’ special. Hair is hair, I say. Just keep it clean and out of your eyes. No need for fancy names. Just like this calf hair. Why they make bags with it?
And then there’s clothes. Winter clothes, Christmas parties. Jackets with… decorations. Back in the 16th century, they say, sleeves were stiff. Like cardboard. Black or white, with fancy stitchin’. Sounds itchy to me. No one wears like that now. Maybe this original order Fendi bag is also old fashion?
And these Jordan bags, from Nike. For games, they say. And for life. Seems like a lot of fuss for a bag. Just get a bag that holds your stuff, I say. That’s all you need. I don’t play games. What games can I play with a bag?
My other grandson, he goes to these LAN parties. Takes his computer. A big one, not a laptop. He got a smaller box for it, NR200P, he calls it. Seems like a lot of trouble just to play games. But these young folks and their computers. It seems this Fendi bag is for computer, too. But it is too small for that.
This Copy Fendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag, it’s a mystery to me. But I guess it’s what the folks want these days. Just remember, there’s more to life than fancy bags. This original order stuff, well, I think I will never understand it. But I know one thing. A good, sturdy bag will always be better than somethin’ made of calf hair.
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